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Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
5:35 pm - i think i have ear mites;
hello amigos!

i visited mexico with my owners. i HATED flying. i never want to do it again. mexico smells like cheap labor and lime salt which always equals margaritas in my world. it's hot too. i didn't go to any beaches because i'm afraid of water and sharks. CAN YOU BLAME ME?

here's a picture from the trip.

that leonardo really loved his oranges. i mean REALLY loved them.


current mood: rushed

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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
1:09 am - hola compadres
hey i'm back!!

i know you all were so worried. i was too. i had to be taken to a vet and get my claws removed because i kept attacking my owners. i had my reasons!!! but i just got feeling back in my paws so i can type again. all's well in cat's hell.

it's 1am and most cats are asleep by now but i had to sneak on and let my best friends (jess, katy and al gore) know where i've been.

by the way, i lost weight and i am looking SHARP.

bye. chubbsxxoxox

current mood: indescribable

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Monday, June 14th, 2004
3:08 pm - this is not good.
i haven't been fed in 2 days and i think i'm dying. i feel like i'm on that show "survivor". when will my owners come home? probably never. i'm sure they've left me for dead. i should hunt but my fat ass just doesn't want to move.

current mood: hungry

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Monday, May 31st, 2004
9:41 pm - HI!
ok so i'm a cat! if you have any problems with that, let me know. i don't want anyone hiding anything from me. my owners do that enough already! long story.

but really, what's the shit.

i keep getting emails from people telling me they saw my picture in with some scanner program. they're all "hey, chubbs... it's mr pibb. i got a scanner today cuz got all those pics of me infront of monuments i wanted all my geeky friends to see and guess what! you were there! i don't know HOW but they got your name right and everything. are you famous in scanner manufacturing land or something? that freaked me out. email me back if you're not busy at a PHOTOSHOOT or something."

someone TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. i can't sleep at night because i keep thinking about all the pervs wacking off to my sexy picture.

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